What we've learned from football this week
No matter what the Premier League’s two recent Russian imports Roman Pavlyuchenko and Andrey Arshavin achieve on the football pitch, they’ve already earned my heartfelt gratitude for contributing so much off it.
First there was Andrey’s abysmal singing and equally unpalatable thoughts on sexual equality and the French.
And now, not to be outdone, his compatriot Roman has attacked those twin pillars of British culture: food and women.
Still, there is one thing about
Yes, this column can exclusively reveal (well, exclusively to the non-Russian speaking part of the world, anyway) that the Spurs striker has adopted a pet squirrel.
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"I saw it outside our home and started throwing it nuts," he revealed in a recent interview in the Russian press
"It got used to it and started to come up to the glass door of the balcony of its own accord.
"It looks inside and waits for someone to give it something to eat.
"Soon it'll probably start knocking on the window with its paw and singing Tottenham songs."
So there you have it: the women might be dogs, but a squirrel is this man’s best friend.
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